PepsimanVsJoe

4:05pm: Oh yeah
Later on I may talk about the following games:

Gunstar Heroes Treasure Box(A collection of three of Treasure's best games for the PS2)
Psikyo Collection(Gunbird 1 & 2 and Strikers 1 & 2 in one package)
And some other stuff(.....?)

3:58pm: So uh hey
Surprised this thing is still around. I'm going to start updating with reviews of random games you may or may not be interested in. Apparently I have a little too much time and money on my hands so it's wasted on playing crappy games.

I'm sure everyone is really excited to hear about this so I'll keep you all posted.

2:29pm: Again..
Sega's big surpise: They will drop a Saturn on a baby and kill it.

I tell you what I'm sick of stepping on others to take what's mine. I also hate people trying to take my shit on ebay.
So whoever is bidding on this:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=8104332533
Please drop out now :( .

Anyway I would just like to say that people that don't tip pizza deliverymen, servers, barbers, bartenders, etc have tiny penises, live in dirty trailers with plastic flowers, and probably fuck their relatives.
There is no excuse for being an ungrateful shitty nobody and not tipping the people that work so hard just to treat you right. So to all those people out there that work for tips..God Bless you and may your road to happiness be lined with pretty smelling flowers.

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It's E3 time and I don't care. Been playing some Streets of Rage 2, wondering if Sega will ever make a good game again. Nintendo is finished quite honestly, at least Sega isn't creatively bankrupt. But eh I guess it's alright if Nintendo announces nothing but sequels to the same five games.

Oh btw..here's a list of games I'll hate just to frustrate people.
ICO, Disgaea, Pikmin, Mario 64, Marvel Vs Capcom 2, Gran Turismo 4, Resident Evil, Rez, Metroid Prime.
Oh and any game by Nintendo, Sega, Konami, Sony, Capcom, Square...Actually wait..I'm going to like Square games now..how do you like that?

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Obviously I'm not the foremost authority on quality but I am really digging this Japan-only Saturn RPG by the name of Cyber Doll. It's a gritty Cyberpunk game where you're this half man/half bionic limb/organ mess and I can only assume you are some sort of law enforcement officer by the name of a Debugger. Surprisingly there's quite a bit of English including a completely english voice-acted intro(With Japanese subtitles).

Maybe I just dig it because whenever I hear the word "gritty" I go into the O-Zone. I like games with this sort of twisted stuff. But eh so far it's pretty keen. The battle system sort of reminds me of Fallout/Front Mission in that you have different limbs and if they are destroyed your actions become severely limited(Like if you lose your legs you can't move across the battlefield and thus escape battles).

Whatever the case..it's certainly interesting and even though the idea of bionic limb replacement/enhancement seems to have already been thrown out in favor of DNA re-creating of the limbs themselves(I'm just pulling stuff out of my ass about this..truly I have no idea) it is still interesting to follow games/book/whatever that still go on about it. Sort of a cult technology I would say.

3:09pm: Yo Yo Yo
The Simpsons needs to die already. The person writing the script for the movie needs to fall out of a plane and get impaled by a giant spear.

Just got back from some Halo/FFXI action.

Halo: Pretty good except my team blew chunks and was completely disorganized so thus the other team(Bunch of fuel rod whores btw) cleaned up. Got a couple nice kills though including snipering a flag carrier off a Ghost.

FFXI: (Look for Tangram..lvl 10 Black Mage in the Alexander Server)- What a disaster. I was at the Ghelsba Outpost trying to make some money and a nice batch of about 6 or 7 Orcs spawned out of nowhere and wiped me out. For a game so dependent on partying you would think it'd be easier to put one together. Regardless I lost about 280 exp but did get some worthy equipment to sell...and that's it.

Package arrival: In the mail came about 15 Genesis games. Let's see I got:
Whip Rush(Mediocre Shooter)
Steel Empire(Great Shooter)
Trouble Shooter(Good Shooter)
Fighting Masters(Bad Fighting Game)
Ka-Ge-Ki(No idea)
King of the Monsters 2(Good wrestling game, bad Beat-em-up)
And about..9 Sports games which will be sold off the next chance I get..Oh and Shaq Fu..yay.
$15 total I believe.
Oh and as a big in your face to the Ebay tools out there..I got Toejam & Earl(Which usually runs about $50-70 on Ebay) for a $10 BUYITNOW.

1:06am: Oh..before I forget.
Let me go ahead and talk about the worst site ever.
www.angelfire.com/ri/returns

Some guy in some chatroom some where is like "Hey, you're looking for shitty websites right? Why not write about this one? blah blah blah I'm a comedic genius."

www.angelfire.com/ri/returns is pure unfiltered SHIT. It was started back in 1999 because I wanted to put something absolutely atrocious but at the same time ambigious. People would say to themselves, "Is he trying to make a shitty website?" Or "Maybe he's trying to be serious but just really sucks at making websites." Or in some cases "WTF?"
Some people also prefer to say "Your site sucks, kill yourself plz."

Frankly I don't care what anyone calls it, but if you use it as ammo for insulting me you might as well just give up because I will agree that my site is a blight on the internet and that's exactly why it will stay there and never be updated or changed in any way again.

Oh and if anyone keeps mentioning how shitty my site is and thinks I'm joking when I say it's a joke site..Please kill yourself because you suck at life, you rock elephant cocks for quarters, you sleep on a mattress covered in someone else's shit, and..and..YOUR MOM.

12:28am: ALRIGHT! YES HERE WE GO!
Here's a quick summary of websites that suck.

www.insertcredit.com
Whenever you need to read hopelessly ham-handed, atrociously autistic, foolishly fundamentalled and in some cases completely mental reviews for videogames this is YOUR SITE. If you need coverage of the latest home-made hentai mah-jong games this is YOUR SITE. If you are some tool with Japan's dick inside your vagina then this is definitely YOUR SITE.

Yes I buy obscure shitty Japanese games too but at least I don't fucking cum at the mouth over them and write lots of reviews using words I don't even know the meaning to but use them anyway because they are very long and have lots of syllables.

Pretentious? Duh.

www.gaming-age.com
I pretty much gave up on this site after the forum turned into the hottest exclusive messageboard gathering since somethingawful.com. Other then that I have no fucking idea why anyone would want to be there.

www.1up.com
Hello. My name is random videogame website #175631. I don't care if Ziff Davis is heading this site or even if fucking Shigeru Miyamoto came over from Nintendo and stopped remaking the same games over and over only with shittier concepts and just wrote for the site. Why bother? Why bother with making a videogame website that will have basically the same damn news as every other game site out there? In fact how do these people wake up in the morning when they have to tell themselves: "IGN sez: Microsoft announces the Xbox 2. Let's write 'MS gives the gamer what they are expecting.' and slap it on the front page."
Thanks..seriously

Videogames? I have no time to talk about that shit now..maybe next update.

12:19am: Hey YOU!
First off.
Fuck HTML. I never got along with it and I don't care so fuck HTML. If some whiny tool runs in here going "Omg no html that is gay wtf wtf oh noes!" I'm going to slap them across the face with my dick. And believe me I have no interest in doing that because some of you people live really far away.

Next up.
STFU. If you want to reply go ahead. Tell me I suck all you want but be warned I will not care and you're the sucky one anyway so nyah nyah.

3rdly
I'm going to pick on any website I want. I'll also pick on any person I want. If you have a problem with this you can read the sign I just put up that says "I DON'T FUCKING CARE." If you have a problem with the sites I say that suck, email the webmaster of said site and tell them to stop sucking.
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